"The Wizard of Oz" was on TV tonight
Marie: I wish I was Judy Garland.
Me: She died of a drug overdose.
Marie: But she's really pretty!
Me: AND a drug addict.
Marie: Just opiates, I think.
Me: ...which are still drugs.
Me: So, I made my mom read my blog.
Marie: Because you posted your Christmas list it?
Me: Yeah. She said she "didn't get it." What's not to get? I was all, like, "Mom, it's funny!" Or, at least it's supposed to be.
Marie: You see? I told we're the only ones who think we're funny.