Boyfriend: Next time you come over, can you bring my clothes.
Me: Yes. Is this your way of telling me we're breaking up.
Boyfriend: No. This is my way of telling you I have no lounging clothes and I think you may be a hoarder.
So maybe I have three pairs of his sweatpants and two sweatshirts and four t-shirts and two pairs of basketball shorts?
Like that should really make *that* much of a dent in a person's wardrobe.