Thwarted

Dear Molly,
My fabulous plan for your birthday blog has been thwarted.
I left it on my flash-drive.
My flash-drive is at home.
I'm sorry I'm such an awful best friend.
It will be here Tuesday night.
Swearsies.
Love,
Molly

Dear everyone else,
Hope New Year's was rockin'.
Mine was all right.
The weekend was even better though.
Why, you ask?
You'll just have to wait until Wednesday.
Because Tuesday is aaaalllll about Ms. Page.
Love,
Me

PS: Aren't boys awesome?

Me: Remember when you didn't used to fart in front of me?
Blake: No, not really.
Me: Yeah, neither do I.